Hey hey it's the Split Kranksy!


Hey Hey it's the Split Kranksy!

EXTREME MAKE OVER... we have a winner!

There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...

Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!

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4:56pm on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014

I like splitting pennis

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3:25am on Friday, October 17th, 2014 

will split my penis too. already got a full headsplit ! love genital-mods...

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2:35am on Sunday, August 17th, 2014 


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2:00am on Saturday, September 7th, 2013 

I am going to have mine split ASAP! Such a sexy look!

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3:58am on Thursday, August 1st, 2013


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1:30am on Sunday, April 21st, 2013 

id love to suck your split cock til you cum over me mmmmmmm

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12:29am on Friday, November 30th, 2012 

einfach nur krass

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1:22am on Thursday, November 1st, 2012

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3:56am on Monday, October 22nd, 2012 

I don't know who you wrote this for but you helped a bortehr out.

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3:14am on Monday, October 22nd, 2012 

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1:28am on Monday, October 22nd, 2012 

'nuff respect, Conigs. He seems to be iomprvieus to criticism so I guess it's working out OK for him. I'll see what you dig out about him and he lives anywhere near Leeds I'll bob round and give him a good old fashioned ear bashing!

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1:42am on Sunday, October 21st, 2012 

There are many ways to do this incuding easy excseires and healthy eating . There are many ways to to improve the size of your penis but their is no miracle' cure , you must be dedicated.

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8:18am on Saturday, October 20th, 2012 

forget it, tried them all, it is physically imsposible to permanently increase size of your penis. If you are still teen, and your cock is too small , say x inch, then i suggest you go to a doctor, where they give you hormone injections to get that c... read more »

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8:18am on Saturday, October 20th, 2012 

forget it, tried them all, it is physically imsposible to permanently increase size of your penis. If you are still teen, and your cock is too small , say x inch, then i suggest you go to a doctor, where they give you hormone injections to get that c... read more »

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8:17pm on Sunday, September 9th, 2012 

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11:29pm on Wednesday, September 5th, 2012 

I am x0 years and i fapped at that shit :)

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8:43am on Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

Man.... That cock is just done.. How can he ever have a good cumshot like that?

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4:02pm on Tuesday, July 31st, 2012

I'm getting there. I don't use anestetic

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3:04am on Thursday, July 26th, 2012 

This is not a very good looking example of this,but...If you see it done well it's awesome! I totally am going to do a penis bisection at some point!

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3:22pm on Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 

why, why, why????

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1:17am on Thursday, March 8th, 2012

Now he can get fingerbanged too!
Sick bastard!

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3:32pm on Monday, March 5th, 2012 

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3:52pm on Monday, February 20th, 2012 

A lot of insight went into creating this!

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1:22pm on Saturday, January 14th, 2012 

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9:02pm on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 

Use imagination and humor. Life opens its doors to you.
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3:05pm on Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 

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10:42am on Saturday, November 19th, 2011 

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10:13pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

I had got a desire to start my business, however I did not have got enough amount of money to do this. Thank goodness my dude recommended to use the personal loans. Therefore I received the short term loan and realized my dream.

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9:55pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

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5:39pm on Saturday, August 6th, 2011

you are just a crazy sick dude thats all

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Dortmund,  Germany

6:34am on Thursday, July 28th, 2011 

thats what i call a dual core hahahaah

Den Haag,  Netherlands

7:23am on Friday, July 15th, 2011 


Milan,  Italy

7:27am on Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 

sick fuck!

Des Moines,  United States

6:06pm on Friday, May 27th, 2011 

awsome iv got to get mine done and soon

Des Moines,  United States

5:16pm on Friday, May 27th, 2011 

awsome iv got to get mine done and soon

Toronto,  Canada

1:25pm on Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 

I love split cocks I am working on splitting mine too

Sheffield,  United Kingdom

2:07am on Friday, May 20th, 2011 

WTF.. some people are really messed up...

Thailand,  Thailand

9:41am on Friday, May 13th, 2011 

Touchdown! That's a really cool way of puittng it!

Madrid,  Spain

3:49pm on Thursday, May 12th, 2011 

Haha. I woke up down today. You’ve cehered me up!

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12:59am on Thursday, May 12th, 2011 

I bow down humbly in the presence of such geranetss.

United States,  United States

11:30pm on Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 

That's not just the best answer. It's the bsteest answer!

Barcelona,  Spain

9:21pm on Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 

HHIS I should have thohugt of that!

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3:45am on Tuesday, May 10th, 2011 


Milan,  Italy

2:33am on Friday, May 6th, 2011

I wonder... how to you make love, after? I mean: are you trying to have a p***y or what? (ps: from a female point of view!)

United States,  United States

9:15am on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011 

love it my cock head is split with a x" subincision. I have fun with sounding and stuffing my cock.

Germany,  Germany

11:27pm on Saturday, March 19th, 2011 

He should split hit penis complete.

Jakarta,  Indonesia

7:01am on Friday, March 4th, 2011 

cool, dual purpose penis

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5:57am on Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 

People are so maaaaaad!
What the fuck is this?!

Goddammit. Your crazy, man.

How do u pretend to piss or even to fuck?
Damn it!

Rotterdam,  Netherlands

3:11pm on Sunday, December 26th, 2010 

This is the ultimate friend shocker! =D

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