Hey hey it's the Split Kranksy!

 


Hey Hey it's the Split Kranksy!



EXTREME MAKE OVER... we have a winner!

There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...

Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!




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Laumumurist   
Location unknown,  

1:22pm on Saturday, January 14th, 2012 


Finalitatea jocului depinde, evident, de tipul jocului. Aceasta poate
însemna o exhibare a ceva, o evidentiere a calitatilor individuale sau
colective, împartasirea unor idei, sentimente, evadarea într-un
univers fictiv, simplul d... read more »

sowillibiarew   
Location unknown,  

9:02pm on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 


Use imagination and humor. Life opens its doors to you.
Expand your game world. Social skills improve and you: learn to collaborate, to play together. I used to group membership and accep... read more »

anonyuphosy   
Location unknown,  

3:05pm on Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 


A category of games is Mimicry encountered. In their innocence, children song parodies and church clothes, appearance denoting syncretism game: "Then he put a one-one outfit in the back and a paper hat on his head and sing aliluiia and Lord have me... read more »

Bygiefrerie   
Location unknown,  

10:42am on Saturday, November 19th, 2011 

Merhabalar arkadaslar
Ben internete girmek icin internet explorer kullanmaktayim. Ancak firefoxda birden cok sayfa actigimda firefox cokmekte. Bu tarz bir problemle karsilasan arkadaslar varsa ve bana yardimci olurlarsa cok sevinirim. ... read more »

personal loans   
Location unknown,  

10:13pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

I had got a desire to start my business, however I did not have got enough amount of money to do this. Thank goodness my dude recommended to use the personal loans. Therefore I received the short term loan and realized my dream.

loan   
Location unknown,  

9:55pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

If you are willing to buy real estate, you will have to receive the business loans. Moreover, my brother all the time utilizes a short term loan, which occurs to be really rapid.

jason   
Location unknown,  

5:39pm on Saturday, August 6th, 2011

you are just a crazy sick dude thats all

big boss   
Dortmund,  Germany

6:34am on Thursday, July 28th, 2011 

thats what i call a dual core hahahaah

Elliot   
Den Haag,  Netherlands

7:23am on Friday, July 15th, 2011 

EWWWWWWWW!

florian   
Milan,  Italy

7:27am on Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 

sick fuck!

mitch   
Des Moines,  United States

6:06pm on Friday, May 27th, 2011 

awsome iv got to get mine done and soon

mitch   
Des Moines,  United States

5:16pm on Friday, May 27th, 2011 

awsome iv got to get mine done and soon

pinsinri   
Toronto,  Canada

1:25pm on Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 

I love split cocks I am working on splitting mine too

Anonymous   
Sheffield,  United Kingdom

2:07am on Friday, May 20th, 2011 

WTF.. some people are really messed up...

Frenchy   
Thailand,  Thailand

9:41am on Friday, May 13th, 2011 

Touchdown! That's a really cool way of puittng it!

Kindsey   
Madrid,  Spain

3:49pm on Thursday, May 12th, 2011 

Haha. I woke up down today. You’ve cehered me up!

Sunshine   
Location unknown,  

12:59am on Thursday, May 12th, 2011 

I bow down humbly in the presence of such geranetss.

Velvet   
United States,  United States

11:30pm on Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 

That's not just the best answer. It's the bsteest answer!

Beatrice   
Barcelona,  Spain

9:21pm on Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 

HHIS I should have thohugt of that!

aapsbg   
Location unknown,  

3:45am on Tuesday, May 10th, 2011 

kvcaslgdcitpjkcehijfmldxqupzod

manuela   
Milan,  Italy

2:33am on Friday, May 6th, 2011

I wonder... how to you make love, after? I mean: are you trying to have a p***y or what? (ps: from a female point of view!)

MELVIN   
United States,  United States

9:15am on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011 

love it my cock head is split with a x" subincision. I have fun with sounding and stuffing my cock.

Pinienfarina   
Germany,  Germany

11:27pm on Saturday, March 19th, 2011 

He should split hit penis complete.

xzion   
Jakarta,  Indonesia

7:01am on Friday, March 4th, 2011 

cool, dual purpose penis

Anonimous   
Location unknown,  

5:57am on Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 

People are so maaaaaad!
What the fuck is this?!

Goddammit. Your crazy, man.

How do u pretend to piss or even to fuck?
Damn it!

Vleerwolfje   
Rotterdam,  Netherlands

3:11pm on Sunday, December 26th, 2010 

This is the ultimate friend shocker! =D

jasmine   
Harbin,  China

11:44am on Monday, December 13th, 2010 

split good

bob   
Location unknown,  

4:03am on Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 

if you cant look after it, you should fucking have it taken off you

chris   
Location unknown,  

3:59am on Saturday, November 20th, 2010 

love it so horny

Patrick   
Ludwigshafen,  Germany

2:00pm on Wednesday, November 17th, 2010 

Wie KRANK muss man sein :-!

smlover3000   
Hessisch Lichtenau,  Germany

7:50pm on Saturday, October 30th, 2010 

i cutted mine too it looks very similar to this one... its to erotic and im so fuckin horny if i see something beautiful like this i cum over my own mouth and i eat the jizz.....

SHIt   
Singen,  Germany

7:36am on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Zu heftig...dieses fucking scheiß Bild hat sich für immer in mein Hirn eingebrannt.... ich kanns leider nich nachvollziehen...pfui....

llmnky   
Guangzhou,  China

5:35am on Monday, July 26th, 2010 

qnubkxbxkijfhergquqkdwyqhgkpou

sly   
Ludwigshafen,  Germany

11:45am on Sunday, July 4th, 2010

WTF!? is ja abartig man!! was schaffst du alta wie bekommt man des hin du bist ja krank im kopp!!

Kaylie   
Saint Louis,  United States

10:34am on Monday, May 3rd, 2010 

AHAHAHAHA!! Its funny when he pees XD.

corndick   
Philadelphia,  United States

11:57am on Friday, April 30th, 2010 

how do you get fucked

billy   
Berlin,  Germany

8:48am on Wednesday, April 28th, 2010 

i´m x2 year old and wat is dis?

ctaywt   
Guangzhou,  China

2:49am on Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 

kbavnxvwrefcnjfgqipzinptgrohqp

Cerby   
Bestwig,  Germany

8:56pm on Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

ah interesant so sieht das von innen aus^^ danke für den aufklärungs untericht danke schön^^ sehr interessant^^

Anonymous   
Bottrop,  Germany

2:43pm on Monday, February 15th, 2010

wie geil *__*

irimitzu   
Bremen,  Germany

12:55pm on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010 

exceellent this body work,i love it and i work too at my cock

johnny   
M�dling,  Austria

5:37am on Thursday, December 31st, 2009

wtf aaaah men thas wierd fuck those pepole

MikkeJJ   
Manassas,  United States

5:18am on Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

That was the most disturbing shit i've ever seen

düsseldorfer jungs,schiesst ein tor fü   
Gelsenkirchen,  Germany

6:45pm on Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 

du behindertes stück scheisse is deine mutter auch so abnormal bist für die aussenwelt wohl zu prüde du hurensohn

ananananon   
Bellingham,  United States

3:08am on Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 

me too.
we'll jump you.

anon   
Odivelas,  Portugal

12:35pm on Saturday, November 28th, 2009

if I see u on the streets I'll kill you

Trepanation Guru   
Rostock,  Germany

10:32pm on Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 

interrested me why people doing such a thing

ThisGuyMustDie   
Cologne,  Germany

7:46pm on Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Kranker Hurensohn!!!
Solche Typen gehören für immer weg-
gesperrt oder eingeschläfert...
Das gilt für euch alle,ihr kopfkranken HeavyMod Spinner..
Ihr verdient es nicht zu leben..
How about zyklon B?

cdpiqc   
Australia,  Australia

5:21am on Thursday, November 19th, 2009 

vlcphtushsvlnwlyhcvluwsspakcsl

thomas stanley   
Thatcham,  United Kingdom

3:39am on Sunday, November 15th, 2009 

i want to lick that yummy penis!


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Imagine flopping one of these split cocks out at the urinal...



The flying willy


This guy would have to sit down and piss like a girl


Looks worse than an infected navel ring

Genital bisection AKA Splitting the Kranksky is the total splitting of the male genitals.

In most cases, the penis remains fully functional, although some rigidity loss is possible. The penis maintains its form by the two halves of the corpus cavernosum. When they are no longer attached, the penis tends to curve in on itself (as seen in the first photo showing an erect full bisection), making insertion more difficult, but far from impossible.


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