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There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...
Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!

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Carlitosway Caracas, Venezuela	9:36am on Monday, November 17th, 2008
its Called a Cock-gina.
MARKO WITH A K NOW Herisau, Switzerland	12:47pm on Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
IL CALL PETE AND BRIAN OVER AND YOU CAN HAVE 3 COCKS BABY
vnhgdr Hangzhou, China	8:37pm on Sunday, October 19th, 2008
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aikihq Hangzhou, China	8:37pm on Sunday, October 19th, 2008
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liam sandham Manchester, United Kingdom	3:02pm on Saturday, October 11th, 2008
JUST HOW I REMEMBER HEHE ;) X
Erbaermlich Frankfurt Am Main, Germany	9:42am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008
There was a man from China Who drove a Mini Minor Hit a rock... Split his cock... And now he's got a vagina! Haha xD funny but it's just a fake lool
adrian monrow Bronx, United States	2:17pm on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
wtf???!!!
Eric Evans Pittsburgh, United States	11:18pm on Monday, September 29th, 2008
i can see forever
john Salem, United States	4:18pm on Monday, September 29th, 2008
what the fuck is it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean Adelaide, Australia	1:07pm on Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Ummm lol!? WHY THE FUCK!? HAH! Maybe he wanted to feel like a snake, as snakes have 2 penises lol..
Crazy Girl West Covina, United States	2:01am on Saturday, September 6th, 2008
Ok, it took me a while to figure out what the fuck I was looking at.. but now that I know why the hell would anyone do that to their cock? WTFFFFF!!
hamish Melbourne, Australia	9:23am on Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
what the fuck is that? a mangled up a cock???

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Genital bisection AKA Splitting the Kranksky is the total splitting of the male genitals.

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