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Hey Hey it's the Split Kranksy!



EXTREME MAKE OVER... we have a winner!

There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...

Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!




Comments to date: 36. Page 1 of 1. Average Rating:

Kashiya   
Sparks Glencoe,  United States

5:29pm on Friday, June 5th, 2009 

how do u fuck

kinkycad   
Stockport,  United Kingdom

1:49am on Thursday, May 28th, 2009 

would love my cock fully split but don't know where to get it done. I am UK based btw.

KaySlay88   
United States,  United States

1:45am on Thursday, May 21st, 2009 

I don't know HOW they got their dicks like that, and I don't care. Thats fuckin WICKED. You can't say that shyt didn't hurt..."SLICE!!!!!!!!" by the good ol' FF7 Buster Sword!!! R.I.P. Zack Fair

ZaTaniKa   
Washington,  United States

10:40pm on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Wow! Intense. I wonder How he gets off? Is this one of the many dicks seen on the BME vids? Hey, what ever makes you feel good;O)

wow gold   
Hangzhou,  China

2:43am on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Great points. Thanks for sharing that info.

Chad Sydney Australia   
Wollongong,  Australia

11:20pm on Sunday, May 10th, 2009 

WOW this cock looks great, I going to have mine done ASAP, my cock is thick and cut and will look great. That idiot Hamish in Melbourne needs to get a life and a brian

Macaco   
Alvai�zere,  Portugal

7:15pm on Monday, April 20th, 2009 

OMG!! wtf is that shit?

Kenneth Palthrow   
Dublin,  Ireland

8:47am on Friday, March 20th, 2009 

Intooooo Marcus!!

dasdasasd   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

6:03am on Friday, March 20th, 2009

OMFG UR SICK MAN WTF WTF WTF

laughing at dumbness   
Hessen,  Germany

9:49am on Thursday, March 19th, 2009 

very funny people! especially that canadian guy who has splitted his cock already and "shoves" someone elses cock in his!!! :D
what a mess!

adad   
Peking,  China

7:25pm on Thursday, March 12th, 2009 

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cock mongeler   
Tampa,  United States

3:13pm on Saturday, March 7th, 2009 

Your are fucked up in the head. You need a life, or a woman. wtf is wrong with you seriously. I hope you get aids and die. Thank you for your time, Mike Hunt

Chris   
Coquitlam,  Canada

3:01am on Saturday, February 28th, 2009 

I'm getting my cock split soon!!

I've already split the head of my cock and I can shove someone elses dick inside of mine.

Hahahah   
Location unknown,  

8:22pm on Friday, February 20th, 2009 

I give it a 5/5 mainly for the music lol

hahahahaha   
Lake Orion,  United States

2:08am on Thursday, February 19th, 2009

the music!!!! LOL

axflzs   
Guangzhou,  China

3:53am on Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 

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ubdrcf   
Peking,  China

9:18pm on Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 

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hhaachen   
Aachen,  Germany

1:45am on Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 

verry nice Split and orgasm is beutifull.

irimitzu   
Location unknown,  

11:43am on Sunday, February 1st, 2009 

verry nich Split and orgasm

bob   
Sydney,  Australia

11:06am on Thursday, January 29th, 2009 

I vote 5 for stomach squirming goodness...
I have body mods but to split your cock in two has no real purpose at all...........

olo   
Bariloche,  Argentina

9:35pm on Saturday, January 17th, 2009

al carajooooooooooo

garry   
Windsor,  Canada

5:44am on Saturday, January 10th, 2009 

thats a great cock split, best one ive seen yet

wtf!?   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

11:58pm on Thursday, January 8th, 2009 

why why why how the hell did he cum thats what i wnt to know?

Nido   
Skien,  Norway

4:39pm on Monday, December 29th, 2008 

This is an uncommon body mod. It's called genital bisection.

Carlitosway   
Caracas,  Venezuela

9:36am on Monday, November 17th, 2008

its Called a Cock-gina.

MARKO WITH A K NOW   
Herisau,  Switzerland

12:47pm on Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

IL CALL PETE AND BRIAN OVER AND YOU CAN HAVE 3 COCKS BABY

vnhgdr   
Hangzhou,  China

8:37pm on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

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aikihq   
Hangzhou,  China

8:37pm on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

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liam sandham   
Manchester,  United Kingdom

3:02pm on Saturday, October 11th, 2008 

JUST HOW I REMEMBER HEHE ;) X

Erbaermlich   
Frankfurt Am Main,  Germany

9:42am on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 

There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...
Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!

Haha xD funny but it's just a fake lool

adrian monrow   
Bronx,  United States

2:17pm on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 

wtf???!!!

Eric Evans   
Pittsburgh,  United States

11:18pm on Monday, September 29th, 2008

i can see forever

john   
Salem,  United States

4:18pm on Monday, September 29th, 2008

what the fuck is it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean   
Adelaide,  Australia

1:07pm on Saturday, September 27th, 2008 

Ummm lol!? WHY THE FUCK!? HAH! Maybe he wanted to feel like a snake, as snakes have 2 penises lol..

Crazy Girl   
West Covina,  United States

2:01am on Saturday, September 6th, 2008 

Ok, it took me a while to figure out what the fuck I was looking at.. but now that I know why the hell would anyone do that to their cock? WTFFFFF!!

hamish   
Melbourne,  Australia

9:23am on Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 

what the fuck is that? a mangled up a cock???

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Genital bisection AKA Splitting the Kranksky is the total splitting of the male genitals.

In most cases, the penis remains fully functional, although some rigidity loss is possible. The penis maintains its form by the two halves of the corpus cavernosum. When they are no longer attached, the penis tends to curve in on itself (as seen in the first photo showing an erect full bisection), making insertion more difficult, but far from impossible.


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