Hey hey it's the Split Kranksy!

 


Hey Hey it's the Split Kranksy!



EXTREME MAKE OVER... we have a winner!

There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...

Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!




Comments to date: 117. Page 1 of 3. Average Rating:

splitHHead   
Location unknown,  

3:25am on Friday, October 17th, 2014 

will split my penis too. already got a full headsplit ! love genital-mods...

Blaze   
Location unknown,  

2:35am on Sunday, August 17th, 2014 

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Nathan   
Location unknown,  

2:00am on Saturday, September 7th, 2013 

I am going to have mine split ASAP! Such a sexy look!

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

3:58am on Thursday, August 1st, 2013

4e8xpllvr

tony   
Location unknown,  

1:30am on Sunday, April 21st, 2013 

id love to suck your split cock til you cum over me mmmmmmm

tom   
Location unknown,  

12:29am on Friday, November 30th, 2012 

einfach nur krass

Boris   
Location unknown,  

1:22am on Thursday, November 1st, 2012

В наличии и под заказ оригинальные и лицензионные запчасти для автомобилей любых брэндов, и любого типа назначения спец. техники
Все по... read more »

Jailen   
Location unknown,  

3:56am on Monday, October 22nd, 2012 

I don't know who you wrote this for but you helped a bortehr out.

Nicholas   
Location unknown,  

3:14am on Monday, October 22nd, 2012 

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Jhofree   
Location unknown,  

1:28am on Monday, October 22nd, 2012 

'nuff respect, Conigs. He seems to be iomprvieus to criticism so I guess it's working out OK for him. I'll see what you dig out about him and he lives anywhere near Leeds I'll bob round and give him a good old fashioned ear bashing!

Branislav   
Location unknown,  

1:42am on Sunday, October 21st, 2012 

There are many ways to do this incuding easy excseires and healthy eating . There are many ways to to improve the size of your penis but their is no miracle' cure , you must be dedicated.

Adriana   
Location unknown,  

8:18am on Saturday, October 20th, 2012 

forget it, tried them all, it is physically imsposible to permanently increase size of your penis. If you are still teen, and your cock is too small , say x inch, then i suggest you go to a doctor, where they give you hormone injections to get that c... read more »

Adriana   
Location unknown,  

8:18am on Saturday, October 20th, 2012 

forget it, tried them all, it is physically imsposible to permanently increase size of your penis. If you are still teen, and your cock is too small , say x inch, then i suggest you go to a doctor, where they give you hormone injections to get that c... read more »

BPCarlos   
Location unknown,  

8:17pm on Sunday, September 9th, 2012 

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thomas   
Location unknown,  

11:29pm on Wednesday, September 5th, 2012 

I am x0 years and i fapped at that shit :)

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

8:43am on Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

Man.... That cock is just done.. How can he ever have a good cumshot like that?

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

4:02pm on Tuesday, July 31st, 2012

I'm getting there. I don't use anestetic

NuclearLullaby   
Location unknown,  

3:04am on Thursday, July 26th, 2012 

This is not a very good looking example of this,but...If you see it done well it's awesome! I totally am going to do a penis bisection at some point!

gazzer   
Location unknown,  

3:22pm on Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 

why, why, why????

fatman   
Location unknown,  

1:17am on Thursday, March 8th, 2012

Now he can get fingerbanged too!
Sick bastard!

asdfgt21j   
Location unknown,  

3:32pm on Monday, March 5th, 2012 

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BrentLafon94   
Location unknown,  

3:52pm on Monday, February 20th, 2012 

A lot of insight went into creating this!

Laumumurist   
Location unknown,  

1:22pm on Saturday, January 14th, 2012 


Finalitatea jocului depinde, evident, de tipul jocului. Aceasta poate
însemna o exhibare a ceva, o evidentiere a calitatilor individuale sau
colective, împartasirea unor idei, sentimente, evadarea într-un
univers fictiv, simplul d... read more »

sowillibiarew   
Location unknown,  

9:02pm on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 


Use imagination and humor. Life opens its doors to you.
Expand your game world. Social skills improve and you: learn to collaborate, to play together. I used to group membership and accep... read more »

anonyuphosy   
Location unknown,  

3:05pm on Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 


A category of games is Mimicry encountered. In their innocence, children song parodies and church clothes, appearance denoting syncretism game: "Then he put a one-one outfit in the back and a paper hat on his head and sing aliluiia and Lord have me... read more »

Bygiefrerie   
Location unknown,  

10:42am on Saturday, November 19th, 2011 

Merhabalar arkadaslar
Ben internete girmek icin internet explorer kullanmaktayim. Ancak firefoxda birden cok sayfa actigimda firefox cokmekte. Bu tarz bir problemle karsilasan arkadaslar varsa ve bana yardimci olurlarsa cok sevinirim. ... read more »

personal loans   
Location unknown,  

10:13pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

I had got a desire to start my business, however I did not have got enough amount of money to do this. Thank goodness my dude recommended to use the personal loans. Therefore I received the short term loan and realized my dream.

loan   
Location unknown,  

9:55pm on Friday, September 9th, 2011

If you are willing to buy real estate, you will have to receive the business loans. Moreover, my brother all the time utilizes a short term loan, which occurs to be really rapid.

jason   
Location unknown,  

5:39pm on Saturday, August 6th, 2011

you are just a crazy sick dude thats all

big boss   
Dortmund,  Germany

6:34am on Thursday, July 28th, 2011 

thats what i call a dual core hahahaah

Elliot   
Den Haag,  Netherlands

7:23am on Friday, July 15th, 2011 

EWWWWWWWW!

florian   
Milan,  Italy

7:27am on Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 

sick fuck!

mitch   
Des Moines,  United States

6:06pm on Friday, May 27th, 2011 

awsome iv got to get mine done and soon

mitch   
Des Moines,  United States

5:16pm on Friday, May 27th, 2011 

awsome iv got to get mine done and soon

pinsinri   
Toronto,  Canada

1:25pm on Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 

I love split cocks I am working on splitting mine too

Anonymous   
Sheffield,  United Kingdom

2:07am on Friday, May 20th, 2011 

WTF.. some people are really messed up...

Frenchy   
Thailand,  Thailand

9:41am on Friday, May 13th, 2011 

Touchdown! That's a really cool way of puittng it!

Kindsey   
Madrid,  Spain

3:49pm on Thursday, May 12th, 2011 

Haha. I woke up down today. You’ve cehered me up!

Sunshine   
Location unknown,  

12:59am on Thursday, May 12th, 2011 

I bow down humbly in the presence of such geranetss.

Velvet   
United States,  United States

11:30pm on Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 

That's not just the best answer. It's the bsteest answer!

Beatrice   
Barcelona,  Spain

9:21pm on Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 

HHIS I should have thohugt of that!

aapsbg   
Location unknown,  

3:45am on Tuesday, May 10th, 2011 

kvcaslgdcitpjkcehijfmldxqupzod

manuela   
Milan,  Italy

2:33am on Friday, May 6th, 2011

I wonder... how to you make love, after? I mean: are you trying to have a p***y or what? (ps: from a female point of view!)

MELVIN   
United States,  United States

9:15am on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011 

love it my cock head is split with a x" subincision. I have fun with sounding and stuffing my cock.

Pinienfarina   
Germany,  Germany

11:27pm on Saturday, March 19th, 2011 

He should split hit penis complete.

xzion   
Jakarta,  Indonesia

7:01am on Friday, March 4th, 2011 

cool, dual purpose penis

Anonimous   
Location unknown,  

5:57am on Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 

People are so maaaaaad!
What the fuck is this?!

Goddammit. Your crazy, man.

How do u pretend to piss or even to fuck?
Damn it!

Vleerwolfje   
Rotterdam,  Netherlands

3:11pm on Sunday, December 26th, 2010 

This is the ultimate friend shocker! =D

jasmine   
Harbin,  China

11:44am on Monday, December 13th, 2010 

split good

bob   
Location unknown,  

4:03am on Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 

if you cant look after it, you should fucking have it taken off you


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Imagine flopping one of these split cocks out at the urinal...



The flying willy


This guy would have to sit down and piss like a girl


Looks worse than an infected navel ring

Genital bisection AKA Splitting the Kranksky is the total splitting of the male genitals.

In most cases, the penis remains fully functional, although some rigidity loss is possible. The penis maintains its form by the two halves of the corpus cavernosum. When they are no longer attached, the penis tends to curve in on itself (as seen in the first photo showing an erect full bisection), making insertion more difficult, but far from impossible.


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